I want... Barney tf kink scenario
Well I don't know what to turn him into
I'm here and listening and turning my brain gears
me @ myself: don't say dragon
I think what he should turn into should depend on the method of his transformation.
somehing large and fluffy
sees Barney: ah yes a new toy for me to throw around
Werewolves are always hot tbh
Werewolf feels too generic for me as much as I love werewolves
My brain is not sparking
Yeah were something else
yeah I feeel that
I'm so partial to werecats but I feel like it doesn't fit
Idk why but big fucked yo were bat
Fluffy flying foxes.
Fluffy flying foxes.
Flying foxes are cute
Nico have you seen that Wallace and gromit movie where Wallace become a Were Rabbit?
that's what I was referencing lol
I dunno if Americans see the yearly reruns of Wallace and gromit movies or not
as cute as a big bat monster would be I kinda want him to have the pred instinct bc I'm diseased
We're all just horny
pred instincts. sexy
That’s fair n valid
I had were raptor Gordon at one point. Why not something prehistoric?
Were mega fauna
werecheetah- barney gets intense nyoomies
Giant sloth man
WerenSabet tooth tiger
Thylacoleo? It was a hyper predator.
Basically a marsupial lion.
I don't know enough about it to make up wild nonsense
Nico (pic of snow leopard)
actually they're super small fuck
wait- who gives a shit
Can be monster snow leopard
What about those feline fuckers with the huge fluffy paws
With the long ear tips
Barney is out jogging and sees this snow leopard or lynx and tries to befriend it like a somft idiot, gets chomped
damn if it was that easy to become a werecat I'd've done it years ago
Gets all his shots at the doctor afterwards but
It was not a regular cat
Even if you don't want to use it I Wanna send a video about thylacoleo, so I'll put it in media chat.
Black Mesa escaped experiment
Damn these cats are baking out in the desert I feel bad for them
Maybe he’s uhhhh posted in some artic black Mesa outpost idk
Or during HL2 timeline... teleporter malfunction
They forgot to take the cheetah out of the machine zjajjznz
Gordon shows up after 20 years and his friend/boyfriend/crush/depends on what you like, is a werecat with big bappy paws
Full moon is full monster cat form, new moon is full human form, in between is partial increasing in cat-ness towards the full moon
Wasn’t there a cat incident mentioned in hl2? Never said it was a house cat
And they are in Russia.
ukraine in hl2
That's not as northern
Still good to be a fluffy guy
still more north than black mesa tbf
I thought it was Russia because all the text on signs and stuff in alyx.
They use the Cyrillic alphabet
I was unaware of that.
I don't know a lot about that part of the world unfortunately.
Well I looked it up, they normally live in mountainous regions of asia. They even live in a little bit of Russia. It's not too much of a stretch that they accidentally teleport barney into a snow leopard that's been scared away from home by combine activity.
Big fuzzy man
What about a lil bit of Barney haircut on him?
The ultimate goal: werecat Barney smooshing his cheeks against Gordon
furiously googling "can snow leopards purr"
They can't roar but they can purr
Gordon massaging the kitty beans
Squish them to see Barney's claws come out
That is a small cat sound.
werecat Barney picking Gordon up and walking around with Gordon tucked under his arm
LOVING the novelty of being taller
picka him up like a kitten
I love him
Thank you Nico for blessing me
thank u for indulging me lol
using a heart-shaped nose on a very sweet character is my FAV design trope
this art is adorable overall but I had to point out that detail that makes my brain go brrrr
Werecat Barney good
Ok but imagine
Gordon arrives in city 17 and it's colder than the last place he was (Black Mesa)
He's shivering and cold
Barney cuddles him to warm him up
Big fluffy boyfriend
So fluffy- can stuck his hand up to his elbow into his fur
Gordon happily squashed to the bed by his own personal living heat pack
You know when you’re stroking something fluffy that’s a really good texture feel?
Yeah Gordon gets unlimited that with Barney
Stroking Barney's fur
The good texture time
He loves playing with Barneys ears, fur and skin there is really silky and feels good to touch
Barney is relieved that Gordon isn't put off by his big fluffy werecat look
Gordon if he knew Barney was worried: are you kidding me, you're a giant fluffy cat man, I love it
Gordon shoving his face in Barney's soft neck ruff
Oooh Barney instinctively rubbing his neck/cheeks against what’s his. Like Gordon
Sniffing Gordon and noticing he smells a little like him now and feeling pleased
This has now become Horny
Barney rubbing his cheeks against Gordon's face
Purring up a storm while he does
Chuffing and then taking a deep breath in, happy when Gordon smells like him
Gordon maybe not knowing what’s up with him doing it but oh wow guy he likes is so close rn
It's a little weird to have the instinct kicking in (it's especially strong since he likes Gordon) but it's not bad weird
Oh and grooming! Licking Gordon. Gotta clean. Mlem
When they get around to having sex together there's a lot of rubbing his face on as much of Gordon's bare skin as possible
Barney grooming Gordon's beard and then kissing him
I was saying before about werecat Barney being full werecat shape around the full moon and full human shape around the new moon, and gradually changing between the two as the moon phases changing
Just imagine Barney in human shape but still having werecat snow leopard instincts
Smushing his cheeks against Gordon and absentmindedly trying to groom him sometimes
Oh and gradually shifting- hair becoming a little more fluffy, pupils becoming a more slitted shape
Trying to knead but his claws haven’t come in yet
Although maybe Barney can be a little bit catlike all the time, as a treat
Growing a tail every month would be painful so maybe he just gets a tail all the time
Fuzzy sideburns and a generous amount of soft body hair
Canines are a little sharper than they should be too
Gordon when he sees Barney again for the first time: well, I was always more of a cat person
Hm Gordon sees him again at the start out the month so he gets to see him change throughout the month
Cute thoughts. Barney picking him up by his shirt collar with his teeth.
Barney trying not to purr up a storm when he sees Gordon first
Like he's squashed into the civil protection/combine uniform trying to act like he doesn't know who Gordon is but the purring is threatening to spill over
Gordon: why is that guy vibrating?
As soon as he gets the helmet off he’s purring and his eyes have blown out like OwO
Yes yes yes!!!
Can’t help but to pick up Gordon and hug him, rubbing his face against him
What if they weren't together yet
Yeah, but he’s so excited to see him again
Gordon like "oh my god it's Barney oh my god he's picking me up his face is SO CLOSE"
You know how cats act when their owner has been away and they’re meowing and rubbing against them and purring and stuff
I meant that Gordon would be overwhelmed
Barney is big and fluffy and very close
"Is he going to kiss me oh my gosh"
“What is going on he looks older and is also more... fluffy? And he’s hugging me? Oh god his face is so close oh god is he gonna-?!”
Then Barney puts him back down on his feet carefully like "sorry I got carried away"
Mixture of relief when he puts him down- but also a little bit of disappointment.
Gordon internally all "noooo I didn't get to enjoy it properly"
They get back and because this is kind of an au events fo a little different- Gordon sticks around long enough to see Barney get out of the combine uniform- and see that big fluffy tail
Gordon: must. Touch. Tail.
Barneys talking and Gordons eyes are firmly fixed on that tail
Barney: you alright? You seem kinda distracted
“Huh? Oh uh-“
Looking away all embarrassed haha
Barney: :eyes: do you uh. Wanna touch it?
Just sitting down together, letting Gordon touch and pet his tail~
Gordon: uh, okay
Gordon resisting the urge to rub his face against Barney's tail
Does anyone else get the urge to kiss small fluffy cute things. Resisting the urge to gib kiss
Gently running his fingers through the fluff.
Barney residing the urge to purr cause Gordon is petting his tail right now
Okay but they HAVE to get together
Yeah of course
AHHH MORE CAT BARNEY???
Barney super relaxed from Gordon petting his tail
Going "hey... can I kiss you"
we've been going hog wild
ive beenvwith family
itd be funny if he grew and shrank with the moon
regular manlet barney to big kitty
Big fluffy cat man
Gordon being towered over for once :panicsweat:
Well you get to feast on the werecat convo now
i read it all!!!
i wonder who initially bit barney
does barney have the urge to bite others?
It was a teleporter incident
does ue only become infectious on the full moon?
Accidentally combined him with a snow leopard
ah yes the old snow leopard stuck in the teleporter
Fuzzy cat Gordon too
fair but im a big fan of human/monster pairings
Barney kisses Gordon on the day of the full moon and Gordon gets it from him
We can stay with teleporter incident
he doesn't have to bite gordon tbf
he could have the urge tho
You know what you could fit in there
corruption. Wanting to bite Gordon and make him like him
I can't just dangle the possibility of infectious transformation in front of my own face and not use it
Or is that too much Angst
Well I don't know about angst but I know that kicked me right in the kink
Little whisper in his head telling him if he’s only bite him during a full moon, Gordon can be with him forever- be like him.
Not sure where the whisper is from lol
It's just werecat instincts lol
Eggnog trying to murder me
Cuddling with Gordon in full werecat form, spooning him, neck is exposed and right there in front of him- just one bite, that would be all it would take
Barney is a good lad though, he'd wait until things are less crazy to ask Gordon if he wants it
After they've kicked the ass of the combine
Until then it’s constant temptation during the full moon
I like human/monster pairings but I also like the partner who is already a monster tenderly looking after the human while the human is changing into a monster
They've talked it over and Gordon said he wanted to do it
Barney on the full moon carefully biting him
Knowing Gordon's gonna get a fever and be all tired and hungry for a week the way Barney was
But unlike Barney, Gordon will have someone to look after him
Cuddling Gordon and bringing him regular meals, really nice home cooking
Gordon all woozy, clinging to Barney in bed for comfort
Barney stroking his cheek with soft pawpads
Licking him for comfort
Purring beside him
would he become the same or different were animal?
I say the same cos I am basic
Unless you have a fun idea
the idea of a were rabbit is not only cute but it would activate barneys pred instincts
i like natural colored buns personally
like american cottontails etc
I personally don't like bunny people so in my head he will also be a werecat
But go wild
what do you not like if u dont mind me asking?
I just don't vibe with it
A weredeer I might like
Oooh were deer
My Brain: here is specific list of animal people you like, no I won't explain why
That's just my own preferences!! Don't let me stop you having fun
I'm solidly neutral about bunny people is all
now im looking at the snow leopards diet (picture of some sort of wild goat)
Look at that bastard, I love him
I also like hares. They radiate more bastard energies than rabbits do somehow
Hares are good
Big kicking feet
(Chat ended soon after, there was more discussion about buns but I didn't think it was necessary to include. My website my biases. :p )